Adulting Is Hard Candle 9oz

The Adulting Is Hard Candle: because sometimes surviving life’s chaos requires more than coffee—it requires a little burning therapy.

Housed in a 9oz glass jar (2.8″ × 3.5"), these candles are packed with immersive aromas designed to distract you from deadlines, chores, and existential dread. Made from a 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick, they burn cleanly and reliably—because even your self-care deserves consistency.

Each candle comes with a glossy permanent adhesive label, ready for your custom designs, sarcastic slogans, or passive-aggressive reminders to “keep it together.” Available in 12 scents, they smell like calm-ish while your life screams chaos.

Specs, if you must:

Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, glass jar

Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.8cm)

ASTM safety compliant

Burning time: 50–60 hours of serene distraction

Glossy permanent label for your dark humor creativity

Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

All scents share the same wax color—because life is cruel like that

In short:

Scented. Cozy. Spiritually supportive (sort of).

The Adulting Is Hard Candle: smells like serenity, burns like reality.